Hard Time

If the garage sale ordinance gets passed, I have no intention of honoring it even though it may result in my imprisonment (yes, violating the garage sale ordinance may get you 15 days in prison).
I just know that when I’m doing hard time in state prison, no one will dare mess with me once they learn of my gangsta’ lifestyle peddling knick-knacks. No one will dare mess with me once they see the mad early 20th century crockery I peddle.
Which leads to today’s shred (note the quality — ironically, consistent with the mad video quality of most garage sale TVs) :

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4 Responses

  1. If the new ordinance results in more crap piling up in people’s homes, perhaps it bolsters the argument from the dumpers.
    Excuse me … landfillers.
    //try the veal
    ///shows self out

  2. Tim Becker says:

    And then you could write your own version of “Alice’s Restaurant”!
    ..He said, “What were you arrested for, kid?” And I said, “Not paying my garage sale fee.” And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, “And creating a nuisance.” And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime…all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench.

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